Dear Abby

Have you guys seen this before? I heard it on the radio yesterday morning on the GO train and thought it has halarious. If you're a musician, you'll enjoy it :)

Dear Abby,

I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot.

I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her cell phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I ask her who called, she gets evasive. Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.

A buddy of mine, who is also a guitar player, told me that my wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar amp. That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening. I said "Sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she shows up, and who she shows up with." He agreed.

Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other three.

Dear Abby, is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?

Thanks,
Very Concerned.

LOL!!!

Amy